Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Male or Female

My friend emailed this to me and I thought it was laugh out loud funny, enjoy.

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a whileto warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often overinflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weightshifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

7 comments:

Karly said...

I love it! I can't wait for Chris to get home so I can show it to him. I'm sure he'll appreciate the remote control one...that's my favorite. :)

LAURA and ELIZA said...

I love that! HAHA! So true! I also wanted to let you know that I am so in love with your redheaded kids. They are the cutest things I have EVER seen! Even if they hold their breath when they're mad. Eliza slams her hands on the ground and screams. Oh the life of a mother!

Becky said...

I want to know why men always refer to their cars as female. "She won't start", or "she's got a flat". Maybe they do it so they feel that they can at least control one thing? After all men are "how can I fix it" kind of creatures.

♥Mommy Of 2♥ said...

Ok, who comes up with these things, I wish I was so talented! I laughed lots thanks for sharing.

DarbyM said...

Cute! :)
Thanks again for dinner it was delish and there are leftovers for dinner tonight - Yippiee!

You ROCK!

Valerie said...

That is hilarious! And so true. I especially like the one about the remote control.

aubony, lars and the girls said...

Jen, you are crazy!!!!!